DIE MOANA LISA (ROSA)

If you've ever wondered what being a straight, cisgender man feels like, buy the Moana Lisa.
You'll be turned on just by looking at it, you will come in 3 minutes, and at the end of it, you will feel the urge to apologise to it for your premature ejaculation.
Had this device existed when I was younger, I wouldn't have had so many unsatisfying one night stands, and my body count would be 0.
Bravo 👏🏻

… me with the Moana Lisa 🥵 I bought the Moana Lisa as a birthday gift from me to me, being single I needed something different feeling to my usual vibrator. It did not disappoint! My only gripe is that I had to charge it first. Have you ever watched something charge for 1.5 hours? Because I have today 😂 the delivery was very quick, ordered on Thursday night and it was here by the following Monday morning.
If you want a nice, different feel to the usual toys then this is a good one to try. It is great with some lube to help with the suction sensations and for inserting the vibrating part 😍

The materials are slick and the form is comfortable to handle although I did hit buttons by accident in motion, accidentally switching it off which was a bit of an interruption. I wouldn't call it silent but if it's under the duvet it's not too bad. I quickly found it a little too powerful and nearly threw it across the room. I guess with time you work out the key moment to switch it on but it certainly has a lot of power. I don't notice much variation in the suction settings but maybe because it's so effective they're not needed.

Nice solid packaging and satin bag (the quality of the logo on bag doesn't match the rest of the packaging though) . The eye-mask was a nice touch except it's a bit tight. Still happy with the purchase.

The best thing I’ve ever bought! Buy one now

I don't know how I coped with life without this bad boy!! It is a guaranteed pleasure boost in minutes.